The Downside of the Schwartz

FeyMeggan made me laugh a lot today with quotes from Spaceballs. So much so, in fact, that I was totally inspired and whipped this off in an evening. I probably should re-examine and re-edit this tomorrow with fresh eyes, but I'm afraid it will then get sucked into the vortex of unfinishedness that is my Unfinished Doll Folder.

Because this is a gift for FeyMeggan, it is NOT ADOPTABLE. Don't make Dark Helmet angry! His Schwartz is bigger than yours!

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